News From The Grove

Adebayor denies exit talks

Posted in Arsenal by Our Correspondent on June 7, 2008

Happy Independence Day To You All!! I just found out that it is the Independence day of the Comoros and Malawi. The other day there were reports that Adebayor has agreed a deal to go to Milan. Well, Adebayor has spoken. He has denied wanting to leave Arsenal. He says:

“I am very happy here. Reports which suggest I have threatened to quit are rubbish. I love the club and the fans. We have a great set of players here with a fantastic team spirit. We have had a good season, but next year we want to go one better by winning a trophy.”

You would think that this statement ought to stop those Italians c*nts. But it won’t. They will carry on spinning stories till someone goes and bitch slaps those b*stards. The Boss has come out saying that he will make sure that he keeps Fab and Ade in the club. The Boss said:

“If AC Milan are interested, they just have to call me and they’ll get the answer they deserve. He’s under firm contract that we extended last year.”

You would think THAT ought to stop those Italians c*nts. But it won’t. They will carry on spinning stories till someone goes and bitch slaps those b*stards

In the latest development, Stan Kroenke might get into the Arsenal Board. I’ll give a detailed report on this affair soon. But then, you must agree that it’s the same guy about whom our Chairman said ‘ he knows sweet FA about football.’ And it’s the same guy that the same Chairman of ours wants to take in the board.  How the world changes.

There is nothing more happening concerning Arsenal. Well, there is. But it’s the same stupid transfer rumours that I can’t be arsed to write.

Till tomorrow..

Adebayor Agrees Move To AC Milan?

Posted in Arsenal by Our Correspondent on June 5, 2008

Hello All.

Two days of absolute shitty internet connection and viral fever meant that I had no choice but lie down on my bed and stare at the ceiling. I’d have loved to tell you all that the first thing I did today, when I started feeling well, was to write this blog. But that would be a lie. After doing everything that I do before writing a post, here I am writing another.

Freddie Ljunberg has denied making those comments against Arsene Wenger. He said:

“I get on very well with everyone from Arsenal and enjoyed my visit to the Emirates Stadium recently when Sweden played Brazil and I saw a lot of old friends. I haven’t done an interview with this Russian newspaper and none of the quotes have any substance, I certainly didn’t make those comments.”

Slimey Russian B*stards!! Needlessly trying to create a story. Why don’t they concentrate on their overseas national team of Chels*a!?

Bacary Sagna has been given a new six years deal worth £50,000 per week. Reports say that Adebayor along with Clichy and Fabregas will be offered improved contracts soon. Speaking of Adebayor, there are reports all over the place that he has signed for AC Milan.

“Adebayor has met with Milan officials over the past few days and has shaken hands on a move to the Italian club”

There are reports that Arsenal have understood that the Togonetor has made up his mind and have put a price of £32 million on him. Now, why do you think suddenly there are reports about him wanting to go out, when recently he had claimed that he wants to stay? Is it because Chairman Peter Hill-Wood came out saying that Arsenal will never give into players’ demands?? You know..how Arsenal don’t pay players and how Adebayor didn’t get what he thought he deserved and how Milan became his saviour. Well, I’m expecting him to come out with a statement of denial.

In other news, Aaron Ramsey is set to meet Wenger before deciding his future. Frankly, I don’t give a damn. I am not interested in another 17 year old worth £5 milion. I’d rather see an experienced player coming to the Grove.

Meanwhile, Jens Lehmann, who recently signed for Stuttgart, has expressed his disappointment at the official ball to be used in Euro 2008.

“We’ll see goals scored that wouldn’t have gone in with other balls. You have to be very brave to go up for a catch. Punching will be a safer option.”

I would love to see Mad Jens punch some balls* this Euro. But my money is on the Oranje. Who are you supporting? England? Oh wait.. they were Eduardoed out of the tournament!

Hahaha… hahaha… hahaha… hahaha… hahaha… hahaha… hahaha …hahahahaa.

Be back with more tomorrow.

Update: Check out Arsenal’s kit for the new season. I like the keeper’s shirt. Not sure about the home shirt though.

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Adebayor going, Vela coming + New Rumours

Posted in Arsenal by Our Correspondent on May 16, 2008

Real Madrid and Barcelona leave no opportunity to unsettle a player. The c*nts use newspapers to let know their interest in a player. And more often than not, they will quote huge figures to try and lure a player to their club. C*nts. Ever since Emmanuel Adebayor banged in 30 goals this season, the c*nts from Spain have started playing their dirty games. The newspapers there have written that Adebayor has said that he would love to play for Barca. Adebayor has come out and made it clear that he is staying with the club. He said:

“I don’t know why people want to put words in my mouth. As I said on Friday, I love Arsenal and I will be here next season. I am off to Togo tomorrow but will return to Arsenal for pre-season training in July.”

That should shut those b*stards up. Concentrate on the diver. Adebayor is staying in North London.

Reports in the media say that the club is going to offer new deals to Cesc, Gael, Adebayor and Bakary. The report suggests that the new deal for Cesc will be around £100,000 a week. What must Flamini be thinking?

Gael Clichy has announced that he will be signing a new four year deal with the club. He said:

“We’re at the end of our discussions, everything’s going well because my intention is clear: I want to stay at Arsenal. I would love to have a career here like Patrick Vieira or Thierry Henry, to stay many years at Arsenal and leave my mark on the club. I’ve been in London for five years. If everything goes well I will stay here for at least eight years. It’s a superb plan to throw yourself into the future with this group here. I never hesitated, not at all. Arsenal is one of the great clubs in Europe.”

The Boss revealed that the club is moving in to bring Carlos Vela to the first team next season.

“We have applied for a work permit for him now and he will be involved with the first-team next season. He has played the whole season at Osasuna on the left wing and he had to work hard there. But for me it is not his position he is a central striker, an Eduardo type.”

I was under the impression that the reason Vela was playing on the left side is that he will be playing the same role for us. Now if he plays up ahead, we will have Adebayor, RvP, Eduardo, Bendtner, Walcott and Vela. I remember how he made Sergio Ramos look like a bumbling idiot. Now he were to play on the left for us, imagine the pace we will have. Arguably the fastest full backs in the league + the fastest RM cum winger in Theo. Add to that the pacy Carlos Vela on the left. Ooh I can’t wait !!

In other news, Theo Walcott scored in a 2-0 friendly victory over the U-21 Wales side. The young man is gaining confidence everyday and did his senior team chances no harm as Fabio Capello was watching the game. Meanwhile, the papers link us with Marseille’s Samir Nasri. I don’t read much into that though because the boss said:

“I think a huge player is better than a huge name. You have huge names who produce very little at the moment”

That tells me to forget about a big name signing. It will be another Wengerful surprise for us Gooners.

Be back with more tomorrow.

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