Transfer Horseshit – Arsenal Want Edu Back!!

Hello to All.

The media is as usual abuzz with transfer rumours. Some are on the expected lines and some are so outlandish, you actually wonder how the writers are getting paid to write absolute horse shit. The more horsey the shit, the more you get paid. Something like that.

Okay, first some genuine news. Then I’ll let you wallow in the horse shit created by the media.

Theo Walcott believes that his stint with the senior side will help the U-21 side’s European Championship campaign. He says:

“It’s just good to play really. Maybe the experience we get with the seniors will help with the Under 21s, because there’s quite a few of us from the Under 21s in the seniors. Also, it gives us the opportunity to try to win the tournament as well, if there are senior squad players still young enough to play for the Under 21s who Stuart Pearce can call upon. We’ve still got to qualify but it’d be good to get the experience of winning a tournament under our belts.”

Arsenal are said to be back in race for Aaron Ramsey. This after the boy is thinking of rejecting a £10million deal from ManU as he believes that a move to ManU wouldn’t be the best move for him for football reasons.

There are usual reports of us in competition with Everton over ManCity midfielder Michael Johnson. And then we are linked with Mallorca striker Daniel Güiza. But the biggest lump of foul smelling horse shit has to be this: According to reports, Arsenal want to re-sign Edu. Arsene Wenger is reportedly interested in re-signing him after departure of Flamini. Besides, Valencia are trying to send him out on loan atleast as they want to ease the pressure of his wage bills.

What next? Bring Bergkamp out of retirement? Maybe Reyes has finally decided that he likes the weather in England. I can understand rumours, but this is not rumour. This is such a far fetched idea that the person who came up with this needs to be kicked up his arse. And if it does come true, chances of which are less than George Bush being able to spell ‘intelligent’, the person should be elected as the mayor of town.

Well, that’s all folks. Be back with more tomorrow.